News
of the Window on America Center
14.02.2009
Links:
http://www.beautyden.com/valentinesdaysweethearts.shtml
http://www.pictureframes.co.uk/pages/saint_valentine.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine's_Day
Funny questionnaire – determine your type!
(answer 10 questions and count your points: answer # 1 – 0 point, # 2 – 1 point, # 3 – 2 points, # 4 – 3 points)
1/ Reasonable rhyme for the word LOVE:
- tough
- dove
-glove
-shove
2/ Who is Valentine?
- a saint
- supposedly a man
- How do I happen to know?
- Leave my personal life in peace!
3/ Do you remember your first love’s name?
- What do you mean by “remember”? I still love him (her).
- Certainly I do! Her/his name was – Hey, you!
- Tsh! My wife is at home!
- Let me take my note-book…
4/ What will you take going to a date?
- - tooth-brush
- your kids
- flowers
- an interesting book
5/ What is the best present for you on Saint Valentine’s Day (SVD)?
- A card with the words of love
- ten hours’ sleep
- a day off (two are better)
- a cake – to have enough for all beloved
6/ People say that love is a disease. What kind of?
- heart
- venereal
- ulcer
- haemorrhoids
7/ On this day a person being really in love must
- follow his beloved to the world’s end
- don’t flirt with anybody during the whole evening
- don’t insist on carrying-out of marital charge
- take out the New Year tree – finally!
8/ SVD is a real present for:
- those being in love
- for teenagers
- for single persons
- for sellers of SVD cards
9/ Could you sing serenades under the balcony of your beloved?
- I am an earless person, and afraid of furious neighbors
- I can, but using a good phonogram – and not mine
- Only from 7 a.m. till 22 p.m.
- Only if the balcony is safe
10/ How often should you tell your beloved about your feelings?
- every minute
- it depends
- What for?
- Just once, but he/she to remember it for all her/his life
If you have … points, you:
Less than 8 points – You are a romantic, dreamy person, often being in love, as you feel uncomfortable without this; you even can be in love with an imaginary object if you fail to find a person with necessary qualities in real life; you are of creative nature with perfectly developed imagination; consequently, you can celebrate SVD yourself, in the company of a good book “about love”, or watching a film.
From 8 to 17 points – You are a sober-minded person, inclined to not ephemeral, but earthly pleasures. Mostly you are not of a romantic character, but you are not dull and have popularity among opposite sex. A lot of people would be happy to have a card from you on this day. So it’s better for you to by 10, 20, 30 … of them. But signing them never write the names – you can mix them up, which can cause much trouble…
From 18 to 34 points -
Quite possible that you would like to celebrate this holiday – some years ago. Now you are married, you have a family, you may think that the time of love is over for you. And you are irritated by the problem what to present to your wife/husband, how to do it… You doubt if it is worth while bothering, if your partner make a present to you. But still present something – symbolically (thinking finally why not to make a surprise).
35
points
and more
You are a multi-sided personality, you have tender
feelings, but think logically. You wonder what all these love pleasures are for.
You consider this day to be a kind of disaster. But it is not easy to drive you
out of balance – because of your having a perfect sense of humor – of your
special pattern. You are ready to share it with the others – and are very much
surprised when your words “I present you my heart” are accepted as a marriage
proposal.